Trends of Thanksgiving Week
Women in STEM Need 2 Laptops
Well, he won’t be asking that question again.
*I take out both of my laptops at airport security* Random guy: *scoffs* “What do you need 2 laptops for?” Me: “Well one is for my astrophysics work and one is for my artificial intelligence work.” #priceless #WomenInSTEM #womenintech #ai #GirlBoss
— Amber Roberts (@AstronomerAmber) November 19, 2018
A Good Deed
A anonymous student left a note on a car that was hit by his/her bus. A helping hand and an insurance representative in the making if we ever saw one.
Shoutout to the anonymous 6th grader for saving me a couple thousand (Bus not drawn to scale) pic.twitter.com/7aNK10xSwX
— Andrew Sipowicz (@Andrew_Sipowicz) November 20, 2018
Lettuce Throw Out All the Romaine
The CDC sent out a warning against all romaine lettuce this week ahead of Thanksgiving. So definitely skip the side salad — or at the very least the romaine pie.
The kids are going to be so disappointed that there’s no romaine pie this year
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) November 21, 2018
Congresswoman Dresses for Success
Newly elected Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez faced some significant political criticism this week regarding her…coat.
Oh, does @eScarry think he can delete his misogyny without an apology?
I don’t think so. You’re a journalist – readers should know your bias. pic.twitter.com/2KJuiPsUR2
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) November 16, 2018
Ariana Teased 4 Movie References for Thank U, Next
Can you name them all?
Amy Schumer’s Back on the Road
The standup comedian had to take an unexpected break from her tour this week when she was hospitalized due to pregnancy complications in her second trimester. But now she’s back and headed to Pittsburgh!
Don’t Say It
Don’t Say It
Don’t Say It
Say it.
Me realizing i have no idea what my friend just said:
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say itMe: That’s crazy
— ugh (@swaggiestag) November 17, 2018
*leaves house, but goes back inside 5 seconds later because i forgot something*
my dad’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say itmy dad: “YOU’RE BACK ALREADY?!? WELL THAT WAS FAST!!”
— Angela (@angelamak13) November 19, 2018
*needs to do something*
My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do itMe: Don’t do it
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 19, 2018
Speaking of Hot Cheetos…
They make a great lipstick and an even better turkey seasoning.
“Everyone* Is Thrilled” — Jeff Bezos
Steve Carrell took on a Jeff Bezos impression last week to tell us that everyone (read: no one) is thrilled with Amazon’s choice of HQ2.
Mindy Kaling Had An Important Thanksgiving Day Reminder
*fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch*
The world is my runway. pic.twitter.com/kGOiI3OOrA
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 20, 2018
